Sunday, 15 May 2011

Bob, A Sham

Bob, A Sham

Bob likes a drink, he goes to bars
You can tell that from his avatar
But you might not know the glass is a sham
His favourite tipple is Babycham

He drinks it in the eventide
He drinks it quick, so he can hide
the label from his cooler friends
It breaks his heart that he pretends

So come on, Bob! Just tell the truth
And stop having to hide the proof
We don't mind that you like perry
As long as you're happy, healthy and merry

But Bob, he just can't take the shame
He's quit the stuff, with us to blame
The little deer makes him go red
So he's started drinking beer instead.

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